INTELLECTUALLY HYGENIC

nigerianscams: Hurry up Luther

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:32:20 -0400

nigerianscams:

Hurry up Luther

My hair is getting so long :D

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:14:00 -0400

My hair is getting so long :D

felice-the-scammer-fawn: The Photoshop Effect

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:19:32 -0400

felice-the-scammer-fawn:

The Photoshop Effect

theamericankid: A different kind of Cinderella

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:16:10 -0400

theamericankid:

A different kind of Cinderella

Photo

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:10:29 -0400

galactic-kat: wasarahbi: emes: leeantsypantsy: all-aboutqoqo:...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:09:05 -0400

galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:

“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately...

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:26:58 -0400

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:15:08 -0400

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

hungrytombs: tikaka: ackanime: drgraevling: I have no idea...

Sat, 11 May 2013 18:40:22 -0400

hungrytombs:

tikaka:

ackanime:

drgraevling:

I have no idea how you could possibly say that Norway is the penis and Sweden’s the ballsack. Obviously Sweden is the penis and Finland is the ballsack. Norway is more like a weird slug, riding on the penis.

I can’t think of any reason why I shouldn’t reblog this.

Neighborhood love.

Yes

I am the penis

ijessicalanglois: me getting ready in the morning

Sat, 11 May 2013 18:01:06 -0400

ijessicalanglois:

me getting ready in the morning

crazyrodeogirl: cryptidsandoddities: In late December of 2003,...

Fri, 10 May 2013 17:07:45 -0400

crazyrodeogirl:

cryptidsandoddities:

In late December of 2003, security cameras at Hampton Court Palace, a huge tudor castle near London, captured a startling image. Security guards were unsettled to repeatedly find a fire door open when no one was apparently around. Upon checking the security tape, they were shocked by a ghostly figure, closely resembling King Henry VIII (who died in the 1500s).

Vikki Wood, a spokesperson for the Palace, said “We’re baffled too—it’s not a joke, we haven’t manufactured it. We genuinely do not know who it is or what it is.” They aren’t a ppc company, or even a company looking to gain from this oddity; they are just as baffled like most people who look at this footage.

A security officer, James Faukes, called the incident “unnerving,” and said they’d ruled out their costumed guides. “In fact, they don’t even own a costume like the one worn by the figure on the video. It was incredibly spooky because the face just didn t look human,” Faukes said.

I googled and yep this is legit: BBC article CNN article

lulz-time: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:08:52 -0400

lulz-time:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

sairobee: but i wanted to use that thing in my hands: a memoir

Thu, 09 May 2013 01:40:06 -0400

sairobee:

but i wanted to use that thing in my hands: a memoir

backwards-pumpkin: facetiousbatman: haseosumiragawa: PIZZATHUL...

Thu, 09 May 2013 01:36:37 -0400

backwards-pumpkin:

facetiousbatman:

haseosumiragawa:

PIZZATHULU

HOLY SHIT. I need someone to eat this with…

YYYASSSSS

the-vashta-nerada: so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that...

Thu, 09 May 2013 01:36:18 -0400

the-vashta-nerada:

so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing

like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch

you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees

you couldn’t wear your own clothing

deathbeforedigital: frombaghdadwithlove: musaafer: bluesorcere...

Thu, 09 May 2013 01:36:00 -0400

deathbeforedigital:

frombaghdadwithlove:

musaafer:

bluesorceress:

Omg this is the cutest thing I think I’ve ever seen in my life.

IT’S A BABY CAMEL I AM SO DONE YOU GUYS

OHHH NOO IT LOOKS LIKE A BALL OF FLUFF ON FLUFFY WHEELS!

Are we just gonna ignore the bitchin mullet on old mama camel back there?

dapperpugs: YES WE CAN via

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:51:28 -0400

dapperpugs:

YES WE CAN

via

psych-facts: More here

Tue, 07 May 2013 11:57:37 -0400

psych-facts:

More here

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: WGHAT TH E FCUKIGN

Tue, 07 May 2013 11:54:42 -0400

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

WGHAT TH E FCUKIGN

Photo

Tue, 07 May 2013 11:43:24 -0400